Monday, July 06, 2009

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

I use my hand can opener, the same kind my mother always used. I turn the wheel and the opener spins around the metal top. I used to use my electric opener, but tabbed cans have made it obsolete. With my first bicycle I never had to worry which speed to use. It went slowly up hill, quickly down hill and as fast as I could pedal on the flat roads. The tires were big and bulky as were the fenders, front and back. Back pedals were the brakes. I always wore Keds all summer. They were just plain old sneakers with narrow toes. They had laces, and I had to learn to tie bows. My mother patiently help me tie bow after bow until I could do it on my own. My first portable radio had two knobs. One turned it on and off and was also the volume. The other tuned in all the AM radio stations. My radio was brown leather and had been a Christmas present. I remember all those Christmas lights on the tree. When one went out, so did all the others. My father would use a new bulb to test all of them. Woe betide if two bulbs were out. My father's car had a clutch on the steering wheel. The car had real air conditioning in those days. We opened the windows. On really hot nights we'd sleep outside or my dad would turn on the nosy fan which made whirring sounds every time it turned. My dad trimmed his bushes with hand clippers and used a push mower on his lawn. I had to dial a number on the phone, but first I had to check to make sure Mrs. McGaffigan, our party line partner, wasn't using it. My mother had a wringer washing machine and had to feed the clothes to get all the water out. She'd then hang them out to dry on the back line. I still love the smell of sheets off the line. Our games were played on boards. We either turned the card or flicked the spinner to move. Our men were mostly wooden pieces. The TV had tubes, and nothing about it was remote. We sat close to the small flickering screen and turned the channels by hand. It didn't matter to us. We still thought the TV a wonder of modern technology. My mother used a hand whisk to whip cream. She'd spin those rotors with a ferocity which still seemed to take forever. Jiffy Pop was another marvel. It was no more rotating a pan over a burner to keep the kernels from burning. I loved to watch the Jiffy Pop aluminum top get bigger and bigger.

We all thought we lived in a marvelous age.

10 comments:

Richard said...

Y'know, I can only sit back and watch the passing parade of progress and marvel at how far we still have to go vs how far we've come. While minding the grandsons last week, Oldest Grandson wanted to open a soft drink that required the use of what we used to call a 'church key' - a two-ended can / bottle opener - one end pointy, one end flat with a 'flipper' underneath. There was none to be found anywhere in the house, Sad part was, he had no idea what a 'church key' (or 'bottle opener') was ... if it ain't automated, he don't know about it.

I still remember the '3-on-the-column' shifter in our old Plymouth. Not like the 'H'-pattern Hursts that came later ... and we knew the secret meaning to '2-40' air conditioning ... two windows and 40 miles per hour - except in the rain.

I hated the 'party line' until I got to college. Then we discovered we could use the silences in between the beeps to exchange phone numbers with others who were using what we lovingly referred to as the 'lurk line' ... got a lot of our dates that way, too ... and people think we've made 'progress' ... HA! Try getting GPS coordinates on a 'lurk line' hookup ... talk about privacy ...

The cottage by the Cranelake said...

So similar our younger days were :-) But I had a red plastic transistor radio and I could switch from AM to Fm if I wanted. I only listened to Am radio if I wanted to hear something fro other countries. Mostly I got radio from eastern europe then. Couldn´t understand a word and the music were crap :-) :-) But sometimes I managed to get BBC radio and then I at least understood some :-)


My mother also used a hand whisk to whip cream. When I was older I bought her an electric one, but she almost never used it. She still whippwes cream with a hand whisker :-)

Jiffy Pop I have only seen on programs from the US. I don´t think they ever became popular over here. Now rain and thunder is on its way so I have to stop for now, outherwise I could go on for ever on this subject :-)
Have a great day now!
Christer.

Zoey and Me said...

We did live in a marvelous age. So what happened? It really isn't the same, is it? Jiffy Pop was exciting to us kids every time and we begged for it. What a great memory. And I just remember our party line partner, Colonel and Mrs Gray. They were from Vermont and he was stationed at Ft Belvoir. And yes, I loved those rotary whisk tools. Great for blending just about anything liquid. Great post today Kat.

Kat said...

Richard,
Of course I remember a church key, even have a few still in my utensil drawer. I figure I might just need it sometime.

We used to listen to Mrs. McGaffigan though she seldom had much of interest to say. She'd yell into the receiver for us to hang up the phone then call later and complain to our mother. We didn't care.

I like that: 2-40.

Kat said...

Christer,
In the old days, my youth, there was no FM radio. Those AM stations were the best with all the rock and roll music and the DJ's who had huge followings. They were personalities back then.

Jiffy Pop was a phenomenon for us. We used to have to shake a pan and hold the cover as we shook. If you didn't shake, the kernels burned.

My mother made the transition from hand whip to hand held mixer.

Kat said...

Thanks, Zoey and Me!
I loved standing there to watch the aluminum foil get bigger and bigger until I thought it would burst. I'd probably still watch it!

I remember using that rotary whisk and, when I was finished, licking the beaters!

Nan said...

Wow, when you put it like that; actually write it all down, you really see how very much things have changed. Geez, I've said it a zillion times, but Kat, you are such a good writer. You always fill my head and heart, and I thank you.

Kat said...

Thanks so much, Nan

It is amazing how far we've advanced in our lifetimes. I remember thinking the same about my grandmother who was born in 1898. What changes that woman saw throughout her life must have seemed like magic or witchcraft.

Rick OzTown said...

"I remember using that rotary whisk and, when I was finished, licking the beaters!"

Aaah, the simple pleasures of an elder-house-husband. I get to do that all the time!

;)

Kat said...

Rick,
A fellow beater licker here, and, like you, I still do!

 

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